short jokes about wife ans husband

1- husband asked his wife: you don't love me at all. 
wife points towards her children and says: look my husband; do you think I downloaded these from google

 2 - A wife proudly told her friend: you know I'm responsible for making my husband a millionaire.
the friend asked. : ohhh; it's good. but what was he before he married you?
The wife answered: a billionaire.