A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer :This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you. The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other .
then calls the boy over and asks, Which do you want, son?
The boy takes the quarters and leaves .
said the barber said : What did I tell you? That kid never learns .
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store : Hey, son ... May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?
The boy licked his cone and replied :Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over
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