juha joke

on the way to town. Juha and two other travelers stopped to eat the lunches each of them had packed for their journey.
One of the travelers bragged: I only eat roasted salted pistachios, cashews, and dates.
The other said: Well, I only eat dried salmon.
Then both men looked at Juha, waiting to hear what he would say.
Juha said: are you sure?
 Juha held up a piece of bread and confidently announced: ok my friends, I only eat wheat, ground up and carefully mixed with water, yeast, and salt, and then baked at the proper temperature for the proper time.