jokes about husband and wife

Husband watch a video in tv:
Don't do it! I swear you gonna regret it for the rest of your life. You are stupid and idiot ,listen to me , Don't do it. No! No!!;
 - oofff , but  actually he did it! What a dumb donkey!
Wife: my love, why you so mad? What are you watching?
Husband: Our wedding ceremony.